Dead man's chest via the X marks the spot Identity theft software.

Free Rum via the Open source distillery.

Batten down the hatches security firewall.

See the security section of this document for more info. All of the security exploits are fixed now. Crap like Internet Explorer was replaced with Firefox, Media Player was replaced with XINE, Outlook Express was replaced with Thunderbird. It took one year, but XP is now 1/3rd the size it used to be, can fit in 256M of hard drive space, runs fast on a 100Mhz Pentium or 586 chip, and only needs 50M of RAM to run. Basically a lot of nops (No Operations), useless loops, waits, NSA backdoors, Spyware, Adware, activation requests, key loggers, password stealers, code that made no sense but did not contribute anything useful to the operation of Windows. They found all the crap in it and removed it, so the bloat was gone. Maddox and Captain Joel Sparrow decided to disassemble Windows XP, every file, into assembly language. As Microsoft ignores customers' needs, Windows XP Pirate Edition exists to fill those needs. A book was written on Windows XP for Pirates, and as of the second edition it now covers the Windows XP Pirate Edition, available on all P2P filesharing networks in the world for free. Yet every service pack that Microsoft released, caused more bloat and more security exploits, and Pirates had decided that they could do a much better job at writing Windows than Microsoft can. Every time Microsoft fixed XP activation, the Pirates patched it in 15 minutes and released the new file in less than a day.

Pirates qsgf around activation, only to find out that Microsoft changed things so their patched file no longer worked. Microsoft decided to attack Piracy by putting in an activation feature of Windows XP to prevent it being pirated. This is without a doubt the most popular and most widely distributed version of Windows XP. This special book tells how to Pirate Windows XP.

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